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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:47
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
No, not a chance